can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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