Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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