I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
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sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
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Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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