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Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
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Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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