Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
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It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
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So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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