She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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