Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
25 Of The Most Common Life Mistakes Young People Make
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
25 People Confess What They Really Think When They See An Obese Person
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn