at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
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You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
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Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it