is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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