So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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