I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
did i just pee glitter
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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