And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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