I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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