S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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