I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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