big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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