Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
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P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
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my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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