Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
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yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
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Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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