One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
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Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
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Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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