If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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