Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
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This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
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I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
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