you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
How external is "for external use only"?
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
We have so much sex to catch up on
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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