I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Alive.
So much puke
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
that is very illegal...i love you.
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