Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I think I am morally bankrupt
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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