Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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