I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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