Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
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Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
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Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.