yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
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can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
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mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
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