so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together