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(817): View more from Texas

is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.

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(310): View more from California

Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.

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(917): View more from New York City

And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.

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(314): View more from Missouri

What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion

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(908): View more from New Jersey

i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night

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(916): View more from California

I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit

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(925): View more from California

It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.

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