Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
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i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
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Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on