At least make sure they are 18
Why
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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