So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
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Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
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ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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