STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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