I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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