Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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