I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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