Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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