I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
you mean i was at the winter classic?
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
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I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
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On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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