Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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