Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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