names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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