dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
