Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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