Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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