she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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