you turned your livingroom into a bong?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
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