There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
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Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize