I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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