Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
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he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
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I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize