just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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