I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
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Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
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Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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