The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
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we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
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Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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