Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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