I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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