did you get engaged???
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
If its not for food we ain't going out.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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