Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
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well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
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So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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