If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
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The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
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YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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