Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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