Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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