Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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