you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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