so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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